The Great Kitty Diary

I like Kitty. Kitty solves everything. For example, she helps with brushing and erasing
I sometimes imagine Kitty riding on my shoulder. Kitty can be an angel or a demon
Dad said, "Hey, you like Kitty so much. Why don't you stop throwing her away? You're thirty."
I said to my dad, "I can't. Kitty is a great father of mine."
Dad was pleased.
"Remember when you were a kid. Your kitty doll was my achieve then I was rolling and breaking ."
Then Kitty A said, "Dahee. Your dad won me."
Another Kitty B said, "Dahee. That's all a lie."
What can Da hee believe at this time.
Anyone who has seen this poetry, solve this thesis with dialectics (20 points in narrative form)





Brain in a barrel (with ribbons)

Now that the luck in life has come to me, I have no choice but to end my life. That is my body in the barrel of this electrical stimulation. Life is not given. It is a aggravated phenomenon caused by the problem of ecological disturbance caused by the manipulation of the electrical stimulation plate by human manipulation.

Hey, guys! Look at this. I'm flying!

Come to think of this, I'm imagining it in a barrel. I can be anything if I'm trapped in a barrel and I'm disturbed by a manipulated electrical stimulation panel. I can be Kitty, I can be Kitty Mom. That's my body in this electrical stimulation barrel. Boiling is a free meal. Now that the luck in life has reached me, I'm going to enjoy it.





Name sticker

The name tag given when you work for the first time. Isn't it a cut of the state of being 666 berry chips
When I work at a convenience store, I can't hide my name tag
This is unfair, so I wanted to complain to the headquarters
If a gunman calls my name and asks me to give him money
If you ask me to give you some money, politely
If it's different, does the bully come out of his nature because of my name
Or am I functioning to him as a universal human indicator of order because there is no name
Anyway, it's polite
I think that's enough
I'm proud
Then I'll open the money box to repay his politeness and complain to headquarters to cover up my name





Barcode Beep Beep Beep

I eat more than I sell. I work part-time and spend the money I save on working part-time
What does this mean? Dahee, calculate the price of what you ate
What I eat is digested in my stomach, and it goes down to my intestines, and then it becomes a worthless liquid
Why are you spending money there, Dahee? What you ate is expensive after all
Non-priced liquids are expensive, so if you take a barcode, there are a lot of 0s and 1s
Did you count it with a beep sound
All right.
Put your forehead on it. Your price will be stamped on the POS
Wow, the price of the liquid I've taken comes out. I've converted the value of it and I can see the life
I will. Can you calculate the value on POS
It's too expensive. I only have 1 Dollar in my wallet
Then you don't count yourself. You're not responsible for life
Can't I eat
That's right.
Then how can I live
I don't know, dude
Beep beep, answer me. Tell me this is a numerical transformation caused by your malfunction
(I'm a fool)